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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:07
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
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So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Then came..
What do you think is the most powerful line in the song "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Édith Piaf?
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Eum sit ipsam ut animi distinctio rerum omnis praesentium.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
—
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
No way
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
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Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
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